HOLY SMOKES

Tokin' Jays Variety Pack
A curated mix of all our premium blends, designed to deliver three distinct experiences, all in one box. From uplifting to balanced to deeply relaxing, this variety pack lets you explore different moods, flavors, and vibes all crafted for one holy chai.
Premium California-grown herbs
Hand-packed, slow-burning, and blessedly smooth
All three blends, in one variety pack
In stock, and ready to ship
0.7g per jay (6.3g per pack). Comes in a pack of 9.
Consuming this product during pregnancy may pose risks to fetal development and could affect a child’s behavior and learning ability. For more information on consumer health warnings, visit www.P65Warnings.ca.gov
Keep this product out of reach of children and animals. Do not use if pregnant, breastfeeding, or planning to become pregnant. This product may cause drowsiness or impairment, and use may affect your ability to drive or operate machinery. Use extreme caution. Effects may be delayed. Consult a qualified healthcare professional before use. Please consume responsibly.
This product is derived from hemp, complies with applicable federal regulations, and does not exceed .3% on a dry weight basis. These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.
COAs (Certificates Of Analysis) can be found here.
THE HOLIEST SAMPLER IN THE GAME
energy. creativity. socializing.
a perfectly balanced chai
deep relaxation & a long, deep sleep
VARIETY PACK
We make everything by hand, keeping it fresh, consistent, and personal. Nothing mass-produced, nothing half-baked.
Each Box Contains 3x Of Each Of Our Blends
Hand-packed and rolled perfection
Smooth, balanced,and unforgettable

JEWPHORIA
For schmoozing, shvitzing and rearranging your living room at 2am. A euphoric, balanced blend made for feeling good and staying present.
Notes of Floral,Citrus, and Pine
For Energy, Creativity, and Socializing
Super Lemon Haze+ Jack Herer
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OY G K*SH
The sweet spot between “let's go for a hike” and “let’s rot on the couch.” A perfectly balanced chai that is equally tasty, euphoric, giggle inducing.
Notes of Sweet Berry, Fruits, and Candy
For Chillin’, Relaxing, and Happy Energy
Fruit Jelly + Purple Punch

Schticky Icky
There’s nothing better than a deep, good night’s rest. Rich in aroma, slow burning, flavor that lingers like a good story, all wrapped in humor and heritage.
Notes of Diesel,Earth, and Floral
Perfect for deep relaxation & Sleep
Face Off OG+ Chem Dawg
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Small Batch
We make everything by hand, keeping it fresh, consistent, and personal. Nothing mass-produced, nothing half-baked.
Federally Legal
Our products meet the all Farm Bill standards. High quality, same nostalgic tastes + experiences, and fully compliant.
Lab Tested
Third-party verified for authenticity, safety, peace of mind, and guaranteed to make you say “oy vey”.
Small Batch
We make everything by hand, keeping it fresh, consistent, and personal. Nothing mass-produced, nothing half-baked.
Federally Legal
Our products meet the all Farm Bill standards. High quality, same nostalgic tastes + experiences, and fully compliant.
Lab Tested
Third-party verified for authenticity, safety, peace of mind, and guaranteed to make you say “oy vey”.
Small Batch
We make everything by hand, keeping it fresh, consistent, and personal. Nothing mass-produced, nothing half-baked.
Federally Legal
Our products meet the all Farm Bill standards. High quality, same nostalgic tastes + experiences, and fully compliant.
Lab Tested
Third-party verified for authenticity, safety, peace of mind, and guaranteed to make you say “oy vey”.
Small Batch
We make everything by hand, keeping it fresh, consistent, and personal. Nothing mass-produced, nothing half-baked.
Federally Legal
Our products meet the all Farm Bill standards. High quality, same nostalgic tastes + experiences, and fully compliant.
Lab Tested
Third-party verified for authenticity, safety, peace of mind, and guaranteed to make you say “oy vey”.
Small Batch
We make everything by hand, keeping it fresh, consistent, and personal. Nothing mass-produced, nothing half-baked.
Federally Legal
Our products meet the all Farm Bill standards. High quality, same nostalgic tastes + experiences, and fully compliant.
Lab Tested
Third-party verified for authenticity, safety, peace of mind, and guaranteed to make you say “oy vey”.
Small Batch
We make everything by hand, keeping it fresh, consistent, and personal. Nothing mass-produced, nothing half-baked.
Federally Legal
Our products meet the all Farm Bill standards. High quality, same nostalgic tastes + experiences, and fully compliant.
Lab Tested
Third-party verified for authenticity, safety, peace of mind, and guaranteed to make you say “oy vey”.
Why Get Chai With Us?
Small Batch
We make everything by hand, keeping it fresh, consistent, and personal. Nothing mass-produced, nothing half-baked.
Federally Legal
Our products meet the all Farm Bill standards. High quality, same nostalgic tastes + experiences, and fully compliant.
Unreasonably Good
We spend more than we should on herbs: top-shelf plants, slow-cured, hand-trimmed, and way too nice for our margins.
Lab Tested
Third-party verified for authenticity, safety, peace of mind, and guaranteed to make you say “oy vey”.
LOVED BY OVER 20,000+ JEWS & FRIENDS
EXCELLENT.
Excellent variety pack. Highly recommend. I LOVED all the blends and each with their own excellent effects. I really found they matched their descriptions.
LOVE THIS COMPANY!
The names alone had me sold! Then I tried the product and I loved the way they burned slowly. The best part - it delivers right to your door.
BIG TIME FAN.
Started with the variety pack so I can taste them all, and I love the separation of blends in the box, so clever! Burns great, tastes great. Will def be getting more.
SO SO SO HAPPY!
Really really enjoyed these. Such a nice slow burn ending in a chill and relaxed chai. So smart, so thought out and a really great product.
SOOOO GOoD.
They smell and taste sooo good. Sometimes J’s burn weird, these were perfection. Price is fair too and ships to my door what else can I ask for.
EXCELLENT.
Excellent variety pack. Highly recommend. I LOVED all the blends and each with their own excellent effects. I really found they matched their descriptions.
LOVE THIS COMPANY!
The names alone had me sold! Then I tried the product and I loved the way they burned slowly. The best part - it delivers right to your door.
BIG TIME FAN.
Started with the variety pack so I can taste them all, and I love the separation of blends in the box, so clever! Burns great, tastes great. Will def be getting more.
SO SO SO HAPPY!
Really really enjoyed these. Such a nice slow burn ending in a chill and relaxed chai. So smart, so thought out and a really great product.
SOOOO GOoD.
They smell and taste sooo good. Sometimes J’s burn weird, these were perfection. Price is fair too and ships to my door what else can I ask for.
EXCELLENT.
Excellent variety pack. Highly recommend. I LOVED all the blends and each with their own excellent effects. I really found they matched their descriptions.
LOVE THIS COMPANY!
The names alone had me sold! Then I tried the product and I loved the way they burned slowly. The best part - it delivers right to your door.
BIG TIME FAN.
Started with the variety pack so I can taste them all, and I love the separation of blends in the box, so clever! Burns great, tastes great. Will def be getting more.
SO SO SO HAPPY!
Really really enjoyed these. Such a nice slow burn ending in a chill and relaxed chai. So smart, so thought out and a really great product.
SOOOO GOoD.
They smell and taste sooo good. Sometimes J’s burn weird, these were perfection. Price is fair too and ships to my door what else can I ask for.
EXCELLENT.
Excellent variety pack. Highly recommend. I LOVED all the blends and each with their own excellent effects. I really found they matched their descriptions.
LOVE THIS COMPANY!
The names alone had me sold! Then I tried the product and I loved the way they burned slowly. The best part - it delivers right to your door.
BIG TIME FAN.
Started with the variety pack so I can taste them all, and I love the separation of blends in the box, so clever! Burns great, tastes great. Will def be getting more.
SO SO SO HAPPY!
Really really enjoyed these. Such a nice slow burn ending in a chill and relaxed chai. So smart, so thought out and a really great product.
SOOOO GOoD.
They smell and taste sooo good. Sometimes J’s burn weird, these were perfection. Price is fair too and ships to my door what else can I ask for.

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Find your perfect vibe
Three blends. Three moods. One spiritual journey. The holiest jays in the game.

Oy G K*sh
Balanced • Smooth • Versatile
Perfectly balanced chai
For chill + relaxation
Sweet, fruity, candy-like
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Schticky Icky
Relaxing • Grounding • Wind-Down Ready
Deep relaxation + sleep
For chill + relaxation
Diesel, earthy, and floral

Jewphoria
Uplifting • Energizing • Bright
Boosts mood and energy
Great for daytime or social use
Citrus-forward, lively flavor
You’ve got questions.
We’ve Got Jays (And Answers).
Is this Kosher?
Yes. Every batch is certified kosher by Rabbi Yaakov Cohen and Whole Kosher Services (WKS).
Will this get me chai?
Yes! If you're unsure how much is right for you, we suggest starting with 1-2 inhales and waiting a while for it to kick in. Then slowly increasing it until you reach a level that feels right for you.
How are they different?
These are actually really damn good.
Most Js are made with shake or leftover herbs from the bottom of the bag. We use premium herbs, grind them down and hand pack them, because you deserve the best.
How is this legal?
All of our products are compliant under the 2018 Farm Bill, meaning they contain less than 0.3% concentration by dry weight. We use compliant herbs for our Js, and we never exceed the federal limit. In short: federally legal, while still delivering the experience you expect.
What states do you ship to?
Due to varying state regulations, we are not able to ship to the following states: Washington, Idaho, Kansas, Iowa, and South Dakota.
We’ve updated our shipping policy to comply with these state-specific requirements. Should the guidelines or regulations change in any of these states, we'll make sure to keep you informed.



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